This is an official post stating that this official post has no relevance to anything in particular.

I am not announcing a return to Newgrounds because in all honesty, I was only seduced back from inactivity because of the Newgrounds Card Game.

Sexy.

So, I'm going to do what I always do when I come back for a while. Request a sig, make some posts and then return to the depths of whatever mysterious black hole I crawled out of. Why the hell are you reading my profile anyway? Do I know you?

Until next time, remember: